We Bought a MAGA Store—and Gave It a Much-Needed Makeover

Sometimes the internet hands you a tiny win. Ours came when we stumbled across a little abandoned piece of digital real estate: the domain officialMAGAstore.com .  

Out of curiosity, we plugged the URL into the Wayback Machine—and there it was. A full-blown MAGA merch store, complete with the gear your senile uncle wears, broken grammar, and deeply confused patriotism. But something magical had happened since then: the owner let it expire.

So, we did what any responsible internet user would do—we bought it. Then we did the right thing.

We flipped the whole brand on its head and gave “MAGA” a much-needed rebrand: Morons Are Governing America. Honestly, it just felt good. Like rearranging the letters in a disaster and turning it into a punchline.

We designed some shirts. We made some hats. We laughed. We sighed. We kept going.

Are we trying to get rich off this? Not really. But if a few of these shirts pay for a weekend away from the daily doom scroll, that wouldn’t hurt either.

Mostly, this was about a small act of resistance. A digital middle finger. A reminder that words have power—and sometimes, the best way to fight back is to use theirs against them.

Check out the gear. Share it if you feel the same way. Or don’t. Either way, we’ll be here—plotting our next little rebellion and quietly dreaming of a vacation from all this nonsense.