"He Wasn’t This Weird When I Bought It" Car Magnet
Buying a Tesla used to feel like a smart investment—like picking up the latest iPhone before Apple removed all the ports. But now? It’s more like realizing your favorite band’s lead singer went full conspiracy theorist.
This "He Wasn’t This Weird When I Bought It" car magnet is perfect for Tesla owners who just wanted a sleek EV, not a front-row seat to one billionaire’s unfiltered chaos.
Made from durable, weatherproof material, it sticks to your ride without a trace—unlike certain tweets that refuse to be deleted.
⚡ Slap it on, drive in silent protest, and remind the world you just wanted an electric car, not a soap opera.
